February 2010
228 posts
I should probably stop getting fucked up and text...
2:14AM: why wouldn’t you kiss me in front of my friend, is it because you would rather kiss my hoohoo?
2:17AM: I am peeling a baby clown off my ceiling
hey, lets all go skinny dipping
GET NEKKED
January 2010
187 posts
i have so many ideas
i could do so much more if i have a tail
kyle: I cant tell odd from even with pizza
me: I don't have enough hands for all this pizza...I only have two and a mouth
kyle: yeah, like three
me: yeah, like a monkey
kyle: monkeys don't exist
things I would rather do than go to work today:
shit a knife
I should really quit smoking.
1 tag
I don’t naturally smell like strawberries, okay? This ain’t The Sound of Music.
One of these days I’m just gonna stop shaving my legs.
One of these fucking days
About Crazy
dearoldlove:
I am crazy about you. To be clear: I am crazy. It’s about you.
(1;39;59 PM): I still feel the same